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The Worst Album Ever, Pt​.​1 (March 08 2020)

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Blippity Bloopity I'm the Doopity 01:19
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I Gives Ups 01:48
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I'll Have 12 Cocaine Dogs, Please 01:44
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jrtjrjfgcnbfdnbfd 00:33
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Klanshahaahs 02:33
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Architect (Guitar Audio) 03:28
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Awkward 00:37
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Background Music 02:00
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Backup For If I Don't Make 24 Tracks by September 26th 03:32
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Basic Bitch Shit 01:38
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BIG OOF 01:13
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Boreds 00:57
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Cheese Cheese, Titty Titty 00:30
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Corrupted Pub 03:35
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CDP 02:42
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ddd 00:22
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Disappointing Music, Because Why The Fuck Not 01:48
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ehewhwerh 00:34
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Fail of Aug 19 2019 02:01
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Failed Shit 02:54
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Failure Again 01:28
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Feel This 2 TEST 02:00
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gergwergewgr 00:49
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Hallway 04:12
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I AM FUCKING TIRED 02:59
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Intense Moaning 02:24
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kisfjwofjwf 00:50
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Metal Fail 00:38
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Miss Midnight 03:19
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Moaning for Daddy 02:01
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Murder Me 01:10
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Nipple Town Rumors of Cheese Fairies Slaying Dragons with Garlic Breath 02:37
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REEEEEEE 02:38
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Roots 03:50
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Some Song 02:24
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Thanks, Katze 01:40
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These Boys Steal Pudding 01:06
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This Level Seems Less Slimey 02:31
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Tired as Fuck 01:12
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You Asked For Free, This is What You Get 00:42
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ywr 01:06
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God is Dead and I Have Proof 03:18
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God is Dead and I Have Proof 2 04:07
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God is Dead and I Have Proof 3 02:52
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Another Random Song 02:19
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Aug 26 2018 Song 04:24
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Chocolate Cake (Step 01) 03:53
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End My Life 00:55
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Failure 00:41
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Experiment Failure 01:30
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Fucking Failure 01:16
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hhwtrwhtrwrthhwtrwhtwhtrhtrhwtthrwhtrrwrhtwrhtwrt 01:32
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Horrible Track 01:57
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New World 01:50
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Nice Snow, But It's Worse 01:45
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Oof Mystery 02:00
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Random Song 03:12
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Replay the Game 02:03
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Shop 02:59
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Shut Down 02:08
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This Sound any Good? 00:15
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Laoilla 02:00
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Autistic Carnival 01:15
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egewgrewgwergewrgwerg 00:49
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There is a Spirit Stuck in My Asshole 01:43
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Freestyle 05:03
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Freestyle 2 04:59
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Around Every Corner 01:42
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Bl00d Pr3ssur3 00:41
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CHILLS 00:32
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Cracks 00:30
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Deadly Virus 01:17
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F34R 00:28
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Famished 01:14
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Fl1Gh7 00:25
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Flawz 01:16
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Flesh 00:31
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Frantic!!! 00:23
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HarsH 00:53
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Impatient 01:00
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Massacre 00:29
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Misfortune and Distortion 00:31
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MyST3Ry 00:40
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Chocolate Cake (Step 02) 03:53
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8bit Loop 00:24
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A Great Day 02:46
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Atom Explosion (Airhorns) 04:28
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Air 01:51
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Alter to the Gods 03:27
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Amnity 07:02
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Annoyance 01:58
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Another Song PC Fucks up For 00:45
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Another Shitty Synth 00:27
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Are 01:56
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Arp of Charolette 04:55
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As 00:30
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Ask 03:10
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Asphault 01:49
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Ate 02:32
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Atom Explosion 6 03:18
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Atom Explosion 7 04:07
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Atom Explosion 8 03:12
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Atom Explosion Interluded 02:30
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Atom Explosion Interluded 2 02:17
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Roots, But It's Awful 03:50
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Atom Explosion Interluded 3 01:34
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Atom Explosion, But It's Shitty 04:23
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Atom Explosion, But It's Shitty 2 04:23
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Atom Explosion, But It's Shitty 3 02:07
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Automation Test 00:37
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Automation Test 2 02:03
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Automation Test 3 03:28
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Automation Test 5 01:21
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Awkward Ball Scratch 00:48
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Awkward Moment 02:11
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Awkward Moments 00:21
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Awkward Stroll 02:58
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Axel Igloo Piano 00:16
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Bad 8bit Horror Loop 00:54
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Bad Horror Loop 01:04
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Banana in My Eyeball 01:53
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Basket 05:15
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Basket 2 03:27
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Bass Loop 00:06
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Bass Walker 02:07
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Battle 03:37
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Battle, But I Can't Tell if it Got Better or Worse 03:37
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Battle Loop 01:15
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Beautiful Delight 2 01:50
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Big Fat Ass 00:30
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Blue Garage 01:48
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Blue Streak 02:16
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Boat 01:03
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Boat 2 01:58
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Bored as Fuck 00:50
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Bored Loop 00:49
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BORED 00:42
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Boss Room Lava 02:38
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Break the Book 02:58
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Breakbeat Loop 00:21
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Brimstone 02:40
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Broken Floor 03:25
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Brought Back 03:05
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Buzz 02:12
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Calgary Chicken Strip 05:01
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Call 00:49
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Calm Weather 04:42
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Canadian Morning 2 02:49
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Canadian Morning 2, But Worse 02:49
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Canadian Morning 3 02:21
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Castle 03:41
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Cats and Bells 00:54
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Cave 01:58
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Cheer up, Tokyo 02:58
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Cheeseburger Fury 03:29
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Chill Loop 01:16
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Chill Loop 2 01:19
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Chill 03:27
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Chillaxin' 02:41
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Chili Cheeseburger 03:46
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Chiptune Test 01:00
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Chum is Drum 01:25
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Cinematic Loop 01:21
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Circus Act 02:46
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Circus Act, But It's Even Worse 02:48
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Cleansing Wipes 01:15
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Collect the Coins 01:41
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Come On 01:46
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Coming Around 03:17
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Coming Around, But It's Even More Horrible 03:17
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Conclusion 02:12
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Conversation 01:48
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Confrontation 00:15
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Cool Dog 01:29
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Corkscrew 01:43
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Cos 00:17
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Cramp 01:13
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Crash in the Wall 02:03
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Cup 01:16
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Cursed School 01:44
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Cursed School 2 01:49
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Dance of the Drunks 04:39
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Dance of the Shovel 02:30
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Dance of the Swords 03:30
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Dark Night 03:24
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Dark Room 02:58
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Daydreaming 03:56
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Deathly Slumber 00:50
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DeathTrap 01:49
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Depth 01:19
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Detective at Work 03:56
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Dinner Time 03:36
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Disease 01:28
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Don't Fucking Know 01:15
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Don't Push Me 01:28
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Down the Street 02:11
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Down Time 01:55
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Dramatic Loop 01:17
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Drift 00:44
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Drum Beat 005 01:15
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Drum Beat 122 00:09
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Drum Beat 750 01:06
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Drum Beat 975 00:30
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Drum Beat 1010 00:58
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Drum Beat 2020 01:00
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Drum Beat 3030 00:41
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Drunk Christmas 02:17
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Dungeon Floors 01:50
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Edible 02:34
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Electro Bass 03:01
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Electronic Loop 00:42
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Electronic Loop 2 01:00
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Empty 03:34
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End 02:57
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Enter the FreeLands 03:03
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Enter the FreeLands 2 02:13
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Enter the FreeLands 2, But It's Somehow Even Worse 02:13
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Enter the FreeLands 3 03:28
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Enter the FreeLands 4 02:49
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Enter the FreeLands 5 03:16
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Enter the FreeLands (Interluded) 01:57
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Erect 02:13
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Escape 02:34
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Experiment 1 01:22
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Experiment 68 01:43
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Experiment 117 02:31
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Experiment 117, But Worse 02:31
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Experiment 201 01:17
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Experiment 302 01:16
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Experiment 308 03:45
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Experiment 406 01:48
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Experiment 592 01:53
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Experiment 592 (Interluded) 00:27
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Experiment 901 03:17
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Experiment 901, But It's Worse 03:17
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Experiment 901, But It Keeps Getting Worse 06:23
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Experiment 901 (Interluded) 02:11
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Experimental Funk 01:05
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Explaination 00:55
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Explaination, But Slightly Worse 00:55
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Failed Experiment 03:02
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Failed HipHop 00:56
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Failed Metal Song 01:44
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Falling Forever 02:38
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Family 01:29
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Farm House 00:44
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Fault 01:21
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Fearless 02:51
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The Worst Song Ever! 17:09
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Fields 02:29
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The Fields 02:00
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Fig 00:52
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Fight Music 01:56
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Filling 02:20
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Find and Gut 01:16
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Finding the Lair 02:28
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Slime Racing, But It's Worse 03:02
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Flash Platformer 2, But It's Worse 02:45
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Travelling Through Dimensions 2, But It's Worse 03:24
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The Ghost in the Mirror, But It's Worse 03:07
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Devour, But It's Worse 03:02
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First Conflict 00:23
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First Day 02:05
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Flightless 02:50
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Flinch 00:16
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Floors 00:39
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Flower 03:47
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Foam 02:58
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For Whom the Bell Tolls 02:25
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Forest Fire 02:49
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Forgotten Treasure 02:00
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Forgotten 02:30
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Lab Sfx 00:17
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Lab Sfx 2 00:05
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Freaked Out 03:08
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FreakTown 05:28
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Freakzilla 02:49
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Fresh 03:12
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Frightened 01:29
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Frizzled Hair 01:34
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Frosty 05:01
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Frozen in Time 01:58
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Frozen Underground 02:58
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Fun Times 02:35
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Fun 01:27
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Game Start 02:03
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Gamers Vengeance 02:14
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Gardening 01:28
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Gaze 02:28
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Ghost Story 02:00
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Grass 02:12
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Grave Robber 02:20
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Great Day 01:22
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Guitar Song 03:26
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Hair in My Soup 03:41
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Hair in My Soup, But I Can't Tell if it Got Better or Worse 03:41
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Halloweenie 02:21
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Halls 00:32
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Hammer and Nail 01:51
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Happy Loop 00:37
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Happy Sounding Song 03:08
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Hark 01:36
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Haunted Hotel 03:30
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Haunting 02:13
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Basket (Interluded) 00:56
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Heart 02:20
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Herb 01:51
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Hi, I am Taco 00:24
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Highcut 01:07
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HipHop Loop 02:45
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HipHop Loop 2 01:34
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Homunculus 01:49
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Homunculus, But It's Worse 01:49
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Hope 02:49
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Hopscotch 01:58
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Horror Cheery Song 01:52
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Horror Scene Loop 00:49
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Horror Scene Loop 2 01:23
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Horror Scene Loop 3 01:51
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Horror Scene Loop (Interluded) 00:38
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Horror Scene Loop 4 02:20
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Horror Scene Loop 5 00:29
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Horror Scene Loop 6 01:50
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Horrorish Music Maybe 00:26
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Horrorville Horror 03:41
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Horrorville 05:52
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House of Horrors 03:17
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Humble Beginnings 02:05
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Hyped 01:44
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I Came to Rock Your Mother 03:02
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I Dunno What to Call It 01:57
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I Worked on This While a bit Tipsy and Very Tired, Deal With It 03:08
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Ice-Cream in My Sock 01:54
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Boyish Attitude 02:04
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Waterways, But It's Worse 00:41
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I'll Come to You (First Mix) 04:22
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In the Shadows 02:16
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Industrial Song 01:15
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Insanity & Possible Win SFX 00:25
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Intense I 00:01
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Intense Loop 01:30
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Intense Loop 2 00:36
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Intense Loop 3 00:28
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Intense 01:56
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Into the Night (Rock) 02:34
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Irony 01:43
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Island 01:36
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Joyful Halloween 01:00
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Jungle 06:24
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Just for Fun 01:23
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Just Fucking Around 01:36
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Just Fucking Around 2 01:24
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Just Having Fun 01:35
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Just Keep Holding On, But With Shitty Lyrics 04:28
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Keeping it Simple 03:13
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Kindergarten 01:24
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Ladies and Gentlemen 03:06
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Laid Back 02:32
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Larger Steps 03:08
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Lay in the Soft Coffin 13:07
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Atom Explosion (Step 01) 04:24
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Atom Explosion (Step 02) 04:24
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Atom Explosion (Step 03) 04:24
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Atom Explosion (Step 04) 04:24
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Atom Explosion (Step 05) 04:24
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Lift the World 01:35
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Light up the Sky 01:47
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Look at Yourself 02:49
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Long Journey 03:39
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Look at Me 01:58
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Lost in the Woods 01:07
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Lost in Thought 04:04
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Lowcut 06:09
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Lunch Time 01:58
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Malicious Intent 00:33
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Mall Carnival 03:18
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Mall Piano 01:51
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Man 01:35
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Many 00:29
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Mark III 01:51
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Marsh 02:29
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Martian 00:07
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May 28 2017 New Song 02:21
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Maybe 02:32
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Mayonasse 01:21
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Meadow 01:06
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Meaning Business 02:06
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Meaning Business 2 02:43
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Meaning Business 3 01:58
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Meaning Business 4 03:14
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Meaning Business 5 03:26
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Meaning Business 6 02:30
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Meaning Business 7 03:55
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Meaning Business (Interluded) 01:00
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Meaning Business (Interluded) 2 00:30
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Meaning Business (Interluded) 3 01:13
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Meaning Business (Interluded) 4 00:55
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Meaning Business (Interluded) 6 01:22
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Meaning Business (Interluded) 7 02:54
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Meat Hook 03:27
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Mechanic 03:56
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Medication 01:17
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Experiment 592 (Melodic Loop) 01:15
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Melodic Piano Loop 00:19
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Meltdown 02:22
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Mesh 02:35
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Midnight Story 03:08
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Midnight Story 2.5 03:08
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Midnight Story 3 03:46
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Midnight Story 4 03:27
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Midnight Story 4, But Not Much Has Improved 03:27
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Midnight Story 5 03:28
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Midnight Story 6 05:42
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Midnight Story 7 04:04
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Midnight Story (Interluded) 01:15
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Midnight Story (Interluded) 2 01:15
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Midnight Warrior 02:41
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Midnight Warrior (Interluded) 01:15
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Miscellanious Loop 00:27
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Miserable 03:26
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Misery has Awoken 03:56
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Misery 03:34
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Miss Under Explosion 00:59
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Missile 03:33
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Misunderstanding 01:37
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Misunderstood (Interluded) 03:26
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Misunderstood 03:08
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Misunderstood (Rock) 03:08
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Misunderstood 1.5 02:31
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Misunderstood, But It's an Alcoholic 03:27
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Mom Made Waffles 02:40
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Monster 06:24
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Monsters 06:59
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More Fucking Weird Shit 01:05
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Move 01:34
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MuchMuch 02:32
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Mummy 03:50
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Mysterious Book Room 04:14
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Mystery at Hand 03:45
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Naughty 03:40
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New Leaf 02:08
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New Way 02:04
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New Way 2 05:01
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Into the Night 02:36
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Nisto 00:44
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Old Age 02:20
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On the Case 02:05
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One Sly Elevator Party 02:00
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One 00:58
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Oops 00:03
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Open the Book 03:31
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Open the Book, But Worse 03:27
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Orange Crueller 03:24
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Orange Soda 01:49
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AC49 00:57
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Mesmerized 01:28
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Park Bench 02:17
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Peek a Boo 01:58
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Pen 00:59
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Pencil 02:02
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Piano and Flute Loop 01:34
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Piano Fight 02:17
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Piano Loop 01:05
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Piano Loop 2 01:04
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Piano Thingy 01:08
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Pilot 03:06
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Lets Get Started 01:36
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Platformer 02:57
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Stay on the Path 03:09
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Platformer Boss Level 01:42
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Harder Platforming Levels 02:45
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Playing in the Street 01:58
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Pluck Loop 00:54
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Rotten Apple 05:32
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Portal 01:51
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Prince to King 04:00
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Prolongued ass Chord 00:16
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PUNK 01:08
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Quest 02:57
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Quick Beat 01:29
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Quick Fun Little Song 02:02
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Quick Thing 00:45
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Quick UnNamed Track I Hate 00:44
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Raft 00:51
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Raisin Pudding Granola 03:25
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Rake 01:30
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Ramp 02:07
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Random 8bit Song 01:52
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Random af Music 01:15
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BEHOLD! The worst album known to any and all life-forms!

This album is the absolute worst album to ever be produced in man-kind. However , it is also currently the largest album to ever be produced in man-kind (to my knowledge , 298 is the most in a digital album).
Music is a journey , it's about having fun and enjoying what you make ... And then there's this.
In the words of JonTron "If I can't be the best, then I can sure as Hell be the worst!"
WARNING: This album may cause depression , anxiety , nausea , constipation/or diarrhea , suicidal-thoughts and/or actions. Do not listen to this album if you are not a fan of horrible music. If you have any of these symptoms ... Well ... Then my album has done its job apparently.
PS: I don't have Bandcamp PRO ... Uploading these 1 by 1 and having to wait 3-15 minutes per track is feckin' torture!

This album is ONLY ON BANDCAMP because of ... Well ... You know why. It's trash (XD). It's just meant to be a large album. This is my music from 2016-present day that's never seen the light of day for very good reason. Also , because Tunecore allows 101 tracks in an album and I haven't found anything that accepts more. If y'all know of a music distributor that allows over 101 tracks , please let me know ASAP by messaging me at yohakakaurana08@outlook.com with the subject "Contacting Freaky". I check my emails every Sunday.

I might see if the Guinness Book of World Records will acknowledge my album or not. I don't know about
1. Quality Standards
2. If They Accept Bandcamp Albums or Not
3. If a Digital Album HAS TO BE ON SPOTIFY TO COUNT
Hence why I need to find a music distributor that allows over 101 tracks , aiming for the Worlds Worst Album as well as the World's Largest Album PLUS the World's Longest Album (OwO).

MY ALBUM VS CURRENT WORLD RECORD HOLDERS! (I put this here because I am 99% certain that Guinness will never recognize my album for one reason or another. I'm fine with that , because I know how many tracks my album is , as well as it's length [OwO])
-> Most Tracks in a Digital Album
Current Holder: The Pocket Gods (298)
My Album: The Worst Album Ever (646)

-> Longest Digital Album
Current Holder: Quiet Marauder (4 Hours, 49 Minutes, 20 Seconds)
My Album: The Worst Album Ever (24 Hours , Apx 12 Minutes)

I'm at track 102 so far ... I want to kill myself. Now , I know that's not tasteful comedy ... But I've tried in the past. I've been in and out of consciousness dreaming about being on 2 cakes whilst hearing my mother panic next to me as my heart-rate skyrockets uncontrollably and they bring out the crash-cart just before I go unconscious for 3 days , only to immediately request to leave to make it to 91.9 The Cave radio program for student's interview I had that day , or the day after. I forget which it was now. ... Where was I going with this? Oh yeah. I'd rather THAT again than keep uploading music 1 by 1 to the point where even castration looks good right about now.

Whoever made this site is a sadist. Only allowing 1 track upload at a time unless you pay. LOOK AT WHAT YOU MADE ME DO! I LOST MY DICK!

Track 104 and I'm starting to hear voices. ALSO! THEY MAKE IT SO YOU CAN'T UPLOAD .mp3 BECAUSE THE 4 MINUTE TRACKS ARE LIKE 8MB , WHILST A 30 SECOND TRACK IN .wav IS LIKE 35MB. THIS IS CRUELTY!

Track 105 GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

Track 106 Why God? Why is this the torture that you have decided to put me through? DEAR GOD! I SEE DEMONS! AGH! Hello , and welcome to Walmart. Don't forget to use our coupons that come directly from Satan's asshole. Yes! You heard me right. I want to die. Please kill me. Hi , still here? Great. It's about 1/3 uploaded. So that means that we get to have EVEN MORE FUN TOGETHER! END MY LIFE! JUST FUCKING END IT! END MY SUFFERING! PLEASE! I BEG OF YOU! JUST SHOOT ME , AND GIVE ME THE SYDNEY-SEND-OFF FOR CHRIST'S SAKE! PLEASE! SOMEBODY HELP PUT MY SUFFERING TO AN END! Why is this how life goes? Waiting for music to upload WITHOUT A GOD-DAMNED COCK IN MY ASSHOLE! YOU! GET YOUR COCK ROCK-HARD AND JAM IT RIGHT UP MY BEAUTIFUL TIGHT POOPER! AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT HOW I FEEL! ATLEAST ONE OF US SHOULDN'T HAVE TO SUFFER! Oh hey , it's 2/3 uploaded. Nice. Y'know what? This is nice. Just the 2 of us sitting here and chatting. So ... How's your sex-life? HAHA! Kill me!

Track 107 I'm done after this. I've started just typing out random shit whilst each track uploads. I do not believe that it is good for my mental-health to do-so. Oh well , when I'm burning in Satan's ballsack I won't have to worry about my mental-health. I can just relax peacefully as he shoots me out of his long , gerthy d-

Track 200 now ... It's starting to get more managable. Like , at first I dreaded this , but like ... It's just chill now. Because I'm watching youTube and listening to music as they upload. I know , doing something else whilst they upload and checking in every few minutes? Who would have guessed that would take most of the suffering away? Time to convert another 50 from m4a to mp3 to wav so Bandcamp accepts it. Oh , and then uploading them 1 by 1. I'm working more for this album than actually making any of the music (XD).

Track 223 ... I've been up for 6 hours just on my PC uploading music so far ... Don't know how many I've uploaded today. I'm slowly going insane. I just want anal prolapse and a huge raging-boner at the same time so I can just twirl both and fly out my window and into the night. Just fly away like a bird on meth , swaying , bobbing and hitting into cars and shit before flying once again like the worst superhero ever created (worse than Aquaman).

Track 225 ... My true thoughts on Bandcamp? It's feckin' great. It lets me choose my own price and upload as many tracks as I want per album. Not confined to the 35 of DistroKid or the 101 of TuneCore. I can upload what I want , when I want as as much of it as I want. Sure , I dislike not being able to just upload the .mp3 files , but like , it's a'ight. Honestly , that's the only downside I see of Bandcamp. When you go to their FAQ's they're straight-up and honest. Once I get about $15 CAD in sales I'll get Bandcamp PRO and probably have a heart-boner over the features (UwU).

Track 234 ... FUCK! This is taking sooooooo loooong! Oh well , as long as I know you're suffering , that's good enough for me (OwO).

Track 238 ... I never in my life want to do this again. I only continue because I already told everybody I knew that I would release this album on March 8th. Jesus Christ , I wish I'd have kept my mouth shut and just never even thought of this horrible idea.

Track 252 ... I think I need to build up some hype for my albums coming out later this year ... I KNOW! Tracks 259-263! They're going to be amazing! (I got bored when converting old music files , and so ... Yeah... Stopping at 263 , hopefully they're horrible).

Track 259 ... Hello nightmares.

Track 260 ... All aboard the nightmare carpool.

Track 261 ... All aboard the nightmare bus.

Track 262 ... All aboard the nightmare train.

Track 263 ... All aboard the nightmare abyss. Jesus , I'm feckin' glad that I'm ... What? 1/2 through this? Hopefully? I have literally no idea how many more I'll put. I'm getting really close to just saying fuck-it and capping at 300 rather than 500 or higher at this point/ It's pure torture. Very much tortureseseses!

Track 264 ... Got Bandcamp PRO ... If I queue more than 5 tracks it crashes Bandcamp ... Oh well , I guess it's 5 times faster anyways. 646 tracks in total since I've converted them all. So expect a long album. Oh , by the way ... It's around 24 hours and 12 minutes.

To listen to the last 146 tracks in this album click HERE: fr34ksh0ww1ll0w887.bandcamp.com/album/the-worst-album-ever-pt-2-march-08-2020

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Fr34ksh0w W1ll0w Greater Napanee, Ontario

If you came here looking for furry porn ; you've gone to the wrong place , my friend.

Screw making good music , I pride myself in making only the absolute worst! 5'8 KING!
Contacting? Use the subject line "Contacting Freaky".

All my music is free. Used to not be when I had SoundCloud PRO , as I'd re-direct people there for free-downloads. Now I don't have it.
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